A 150-pound fiberglass cow has been stolen from a Chick-Fil-A billboard in Denver.  […] The cow, one of the company’s mascots urging customers to “Eat Mor Chikin,” was apparently taken during the weekend. […] Chick-Fil-A is also offering free chicken sandwiches for a year for information leading to the safe return of the cow. [Yahoo! News]

This cracks me up – probably more than most, because this billboard is less than 4 miles from my house.  The article also says “The little bandits were very innovative” – heh…they must have played tag as children.  ;-)